Mia: The Vacation Mashup

Guess what time it is? It’s time for another infamous display of debauchery hosted by the one and only Tuktuk Patrol! This time, Big Mac is back with another reminder of just why we love Asian women oh so much. It took less than a minute of arriving at the book store for Mac to spot today’s hottie and just as much time to make plans to head off into the land of wonderment and orgasms. He walked up and sparked up a conversation, complimenting her blonde hair and took her off in her first-ever Tuktuk ride. And we would bet our left nut it’s a Tuk ride she’ll never soon forget!