Mickey: The cum-thief

Welcome back to Tuktuk Patrol, guys. Starting off in front of Starbucks in the streets of Bangkok, we begin our search for a Tuktuk to begin the hunt when John spots a lovely lil lady looking to do the same. With some flirting and careful expertise (translation: being white and tall) he sparks up a conversation and invites her to share a ride, as well as grab a bite to eat together. Immediately, the hair flinging, huge smiles and nervous behavior kicked in. Yes lil lady, you just got asked out on a date! Damn.. it’s really just that easy. There’s something sexy about watching that pretty mouth of hers gobble up an entire dumpling in one bite. Wonder if she can do the same, back at the hotel room?! Food-coma soon settling in, the pair scoot off on the quickest mode of transport back to John’s hotel… a motorbike taxi. With an ass like hers, there’s no time to wait for formal transportation.