Savannah Creampie
Girls, if you show up to a modeling interview, dont let your blind friend do your eyebrows beforehand. Also, maybe lay off the Valium when half your job requires talking and moving. If everything seems like a chore to you it doesnt reflect well on your stamina - especially not when you plan to be a nurse later in life... Savannah has done one porno with some guy before and she liked it, liked the money, and now wants to take it a step further and become a real pornstar, and for that she needs an agent. Me. I feed her my lines - $1000-$5000 per day - and I can see dollar signs in her eyes. Im not doing that quickly turns into OK when I present her with a challenge that involves a Sharpie pen and her ass. Those producers watching her tape need to see what shes capable off, right? Also, youll be proud to hear that I learned from my past near-disasters and asked if shes on birth control before I pop my load inside her. Still, I think Ill block her number, just in case.